WHAT DOES YOUR DRINK SAY ABOUT YOU? Seven 
bartenders were asked if they could identify a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though 
interviewed separately, they concurred on almost 
all counts. 

The results: 
Drink : Beer 
Personality : Casual, low-maintenance; down to 
earth. 
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool. 

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella 
Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain 
in the ass. 
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her 
cabin boy. 

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas 
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what 
she wants. 
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a 
drink. 

Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) 
Personality : Conservative and classy, 
sophisticated. 
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into 
the conversation. 

Drink : Barcardi Breezer -Hooch 
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and 
sophisticated, actually 
has absolutely no clue. 
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and 
you're in. 

Drink : Shots 
Personality : Hanging with frat-boy pals or 
looking to get drunk...and naked. 
Approach :Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do 
but wait.